Monday, December 12, 2011

Gingrich Takes the No Adultery Vow

Sorry ladies, Newt is no longer dating. You will have to find another pseudo-intellectual with a gigantic head. I just would like to see Romney ask Newt if he is also going to take the 'won't accept $1.8 million from Freddie Mac' pledge or the 'won't support Medicare Part D for political cash from the health care industry' pledge. Actually I would be satisfied if Newt would take the 'won't accept $1.8 million from Freddie Mac while concurrently demanding to throw in jail those who have' pledge.

Ok, I am having too much fun with this one.

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More fun. Gingrich needs to get with Vander Plaats and question why Mitt Romney hasn't signed the no-adultery pledge as well.


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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No Adultery Vow"????
It's called MARRIAGE. Someone tell me this is a joke.

Anonymous said...

This race has certainly become comical. Not sure we can afford it, but whatever.

-Martha

Machtyn said...

Yes, the anonymous post above and the comments made in the link pretty much say it all.

You know? I truly hope he has repented. It's not my place to judge that.

My place is to judge him to be the nominee of the GOP party for POTUS. As such, I have to take a look at his resume, his history. And it doesn't look good.

GetReal said...

This is about providing cover for BVP to go all in endorsing Newt. I don't see how it could be more meaningful than a marriage vow, but I'm not actively seeking a reason to endorse Gingrich over Romney.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Newt is too old and ugly to get anybody, now. A pledge like this doesn't count anymore. Newt would have to have J Howard Marshall(Ana Nicole Smith's deceased ex-husband) type of money for a woman to submit herself to that type of punishment.

All the while, Mitt Romney has always been an attractive man and never strayed from his wife.

Newt is such a joke.

Anonymous said...

Romney's success and his ability to stay faithful is even more impressive...how many people who are worth millions aren't seduced by the lure of sex? Money and power are two things that get many men in danger of succumbing to lust...Mitt took that temptation and flushed it down the toilet...yep; Romney is an opportunist and has no core whatsoever...

Oh yeah, he also works for free now...what a first rate dirt bag.

Gordon

Machtyn said...

Gordon: We should qualify that last statement. Romney works for free where he can. For stump speeches during the 2010 election cycle, he probably had to take a fee. Otherwise, he'd probably be accused of improper donations to a candidate.

Anonymous said...

I always say, the man who marries his mistress creates a job opening.

Terrye said...

He is probably too old. Things just don't work the same way when you get to a certain age.

drob said...

I thought "I DO," was already called a "No Adultery" vow? Did I miss something 40 years ago??

Doesn't this vow feel the same as "Putting the FOX (no pun intended) with the chickens in the hen house with the promise non of the hens will end up dinner???

Anonymous said...

I think we've all seen how serious Gingrich is with vows.

Anonymous said...

Serious? he took a 'no adultry' pledge? too late, the cow is already out of the barn, newtie. Ellie

Terrye said...

Headline on Yahoo: Newt Gingrich takes no adultery vow for fourth time..

Alan said...

Didn't he already take that vow in his first marriage ceremony?
Didn't he take that vow in his second marriage ceremony?
Didn't he take that vow in his third marriage ceremony?
Didn't he take that vow in his ... Oh never mind.

leighrow said...

Alan

Wow,as they say practice makes perfect.