Thursday, April 14, 2011

Where's Mitt's Birth Certificate?

His first name is “Willard,’’ after the hotel magnate J. Willard Marriott, his father’s best friend.
His middle name comes from his father’s cousin, who played quarterback for the Chicago Bears from 1925 to 1929. That cousin’s name was “Milton’’ and his nickname was “Mitt’’ — a totally understandable preference for a football player or a presidential candidate. But what does the birth certificate belonging to the presidential candidate actually state?
Four years ago, I asked Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom to settle the matter.
“It’s Willard Mitt Romney on the birth certificate,’’ he replied, via e-mail.
Could I see it? I asked. “Sure. He was born in Detroit. City Hall should have it,’’ he e-mailed back.
Birth records are restricted in Michigan and only a person or parent named on the record, or a legal guardian or representative can request a copy. 
Full story is HERE.

The Right Speak investigation team got right on this story. We were told that a Mr. John Doe was behind this investigation and were told to meet him at his office. When we arrived, Mr. Doe was nowhere to be found:

We will keep you posted on this.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who's that hiding behind the red chair?

OhioJOE said...

"Who's that hiding behind the red chair?" Somebody from a Left of Center blog. It was the Right who started this false rumor.

Revolution 2010 said...

Bosman,

I got a cramp in my stomach, I was laughing so hard.

DanL said...

It turns out that Romney is the son of Trig, who built a time machine in 2050 and came back in time to save America by fathering Willard in hopes that Willard would beat Sarah for the nomination.

OhioJOE said...

You are funnier than Ellie, DanL

DanL said...

He's the Mittenator.

DanL said...

OJ, if you asked nicely I bet he'd take you as a side kick.

OhioJOE said...

Thanks, but I am not interested in side kicks.

DanL said...

How about if he made a special cage for you to ride in on top of his car? You could even have a cape!

OhioJOE said...

"to ride in on top of his car?" I am already car sick looking at your picture of Mr. Huckabee.

Anonymous said...

Mitt would produce his birth certificate, if those darn aliens would fly back to earth and hand it back to him.

- Sam from MA

Cisco Kid said...

Mitt's Real name is Miguel Romnero.
His father Jorge was born in Mexico and changed it to George Romney when he migrated to the states during the Mexican Revolution.

Legally Mitt is Hispanic.

Matt "MWS" said...

Mitt doesn't have a birth certificate because he was hatched.

Anonymous said...

We can see you Donald.

Anonymous said...

NO!! Its Glenn Beck everybody!!

BOSMAN said...

I'd recognize that mop anywhere.

I realize Trump was born in America. But What about his hair?