Obama's Top 25 Euphemisms for War.
- Potential Peace Between Two Potentially Friendly Nations
- Teachable Moments
- Stimulating Production of Vital National Industries Through Organised Disposal of Acquired Defense Surplus
- Community Disorganizing
- Nation Building for al Qaeda
- Freedom Inaction
- Passive Restraint Through Blowing [Stuff] Up (I edited this entry to make it more family friendly.)
- Military Hardware Environmental Recycling Effort
- Active Ordinance Reduction
- Passive Aggressive Corrective Measures With Emphasis on Aggressive
- Yes We Can … Kill You
- Hope. Then Duck and Cover.
- Nobel Peace Prize Victory Lap
- Anti-Nonconfrontational Humilitarian Operations
- Ground-based Fireworks Display
- Foreign Explosive Technology Exchange
- Soul Liberating Aid Mission
- Military Surplus Distribution Program
- Instantaneous Population Control
- Decapitate and Trade
- Systematic Active Population Control
- Post-Natal Pro-Choice Movement
- Beating Our Plowshares Into Cruise Missiles
- Shock and Aw, Crap
- Bush’s Fault
2 comments:
You forgot:
Gov't shovel ready desert project
That's pretty funny. Our current President does tend to talk around the issues. I still enjoy the "Man-caused disaster" euphemism his administration uses to decribe terrorism.
AZ
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