SH**HOLE NEWS: Beloved Security Guard Killed by Madman at NYC Subway Station Mourned at Brooklyn Wake: ‘Wonderful, caring, human being’; Maniac in Fatal NYC Subway Beatdown Drew Pics of Cops, Founding Fathers being Murdered, Interned in Taxpayer-Funded Art Program; Suspect was Arrested 17 Times Before Fatal Subway Beatdown

SH**HOLE NEWS: Maniac Who Allegedly Killed, Burned Elderly NYC Couple Snatched Yankees Ball from Inside Their Home; Career Criminal Spews Bizarre ‘child molesters’ Rant as He’s Charged for Torching, Killing Elderly NYC Couple

SH**THOLE NEWS: Andrew Cuomo Enthusiastically Gave Us The No-Bail Law; What the Buck? NYPD Finally Nabs Brute Who Attacked Me Two Years Ago, and DA Bragg Asks for a Lousy $1 Bail

SH**HOLE NEWS: NYC Brute Admits He Kicked Friend’s Dog to Death, Torched Its Body — But He’s Still Released from Jail: DA; Dog-Killing Perp’s Freedom is Fresh, Ugly Proof That No-Bail is Pure Insanity

SH**HOLE NEWS: Serious Assaults On Elderly Skyrocketing In NYC; 88-year-Old Woman Has Two Front Teeth Knocked Out In Random Punch Attack In Times Square: NYPD

SH**HOLE NEWS: AOC’s District Sees 70% Crime Surge — More Than Double NYC Average: ‘She doesn’t care’; Ocasio-Cortez’s Constituents Rail Against Her As Crime Soars in Her District

SH**HOLE NEWS: Don’t Take the Train: The Subway is a Metaphor for the City. and the City is Very Sick; MTA Boss Janno Lieber Brushes Off Subway Crime as ‘in people’s heads’ as Congestion Pricing Kicks in — Despite Recent Rash of Violent Incidents

SH**HOLE NEWS: For Cali Progs, the Homeless Thugs Who Robbed An Arcade are the GOOD Guys; Calif. Arcade Owner Storms Homeless Camps to Grab Back Stolen X-Men Machine, Other Loot After Cops Tell Him Their Hands are Tied

SH**HOLE NEWS: Violent Crime Up In Bustling NYC Tourist Hub — No Matter How Mayor Adams Spins It; Murders Soar 60% On NYC Subways, Nearing Record

SH**HOLE NEWS: Experts Say NYPD’s Gang Database Needed More Than Ever as Soft-On-Crime Pols Look to Shut It Down; Junkies Take Over NYC Block Near Office of Democrat who Applauds Woke Harm Reduction Policies

SH**HOLE NEWS: Horror Stories From NYC’s 8th Ave. ‘Strip of Despair’ — Where Stabbings, Drug Use and Public Defecation are the Norm; NYC’s Rat Problem is So Bad It’s Holding a Summit of Vermin Experts to ‘know our enemy’

SH**HOLE NEWS: Mob of Nearly 100 Looters Ransacks Oakland Gas Station as Store Owner Says Police Took Hours to Respond: ‘Back to square one’; Nearly 100 Looters Ransack Oakland Gas Station

SH**HOLE NEWS: 1 In 5 NYC Hotels Is Now An Illegal Migrant Shelter, Driving Up Prices; Migrant Surge Driving Hotel Prices to Record Highs in Sanctuary City

SH**HOLE NEWS: Chic Hotel in Heart of Broadway Converted to Migrant Shelter in Latest Sign of Growing NYC Migrant Crisis; NYC Transforms Another Boutique Hotel into a Migrant Shelter as Industry Boss Issues MAJOR WARNING About the Future of the Big Apple's Tourism Sector

SH**HOLE NEWS: Two Chicago Men Accused of Luring Children for Sexual Abuse Released Thanks to No-Bail, SAFE-T Act; Felons Accused of Luring Children Into Van Get Electronic Monitoring After Judge, Prosecutors Mistakenly Believe the Charges Aren’t Detainable

SH**HOLE NEWS: Attacks in NYC Transit Jump a Massive 50% as Subway Murders Surge: Stats; Mayor Adams’ Administration is Gaslighting NYC On Violent Subway Crime

SH**HOLE NEWS: Commuter Killed After Being Pushed in Front of Moving NYC Subway Train in Unprovoked Attack; Career Criminal Accused of Fatally Shoving Straphanger Into Subway Train Flashes Sinister Grin, Shows No Remorse After Arrest

SH**HOLE NEWS: With Rampant Shoplifting, Progressives are Killing Stores Where People Need Them Most; Shoplifting Surge Overwhelms NYC’s Small Businesses; Walmart Closing Stores, Making Big Changes at 100s More

SH**HOLE NEWS: Twin teenage girls stabbed, one fatally, at NYC bodega after rejecting attacker’s advances: reports; Ex-con-turned-NYC criminal justice activist busted after head of prison rival found in freezer of apartment he was seen leaving in blond wig, and other related stories

SH**HOLE NEWS: Lenient NYC Judge Releases Unhinged Homeless Man Who Randomly Struck Woman in Head: Cops; 'This is why we boycott NY'; Outrage Erupts Online as Manhattan Judge Valentina Morales Frees Alleged Attacker Who Hit Woman in Head