Donald Trump’s 25 Top Resolutions for
the First 100 Days Hand Delivered to RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS by NBC’s Brian
Williams (LOL)
By: Diane Sori and Craig Andresen / RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS on
American Political Radio bit.ly/2cpXuRd
President Trump...
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah
from
RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS
http://thepatriotfactor.blogspot.com/2016/12/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html
President Trump...
- Will donate The Moo’s First Lady wardrobe to a traveling circus and freak-show
- Will remove the urinal from The Moo’s private bathroom and replace it with a gold plated bidet for Melania
- Will order all area rugs removed from the WH on the off chance they were used as prayer rugs these past 8 years
- Will send the WH removed area/prayer rugs to Gitmo so Obama will feel more at home there
- Will sign an EO making the first 100 days last only 90 days to save money
- Will use Hillary’s industrial strength temporary facelift tapes to repair some of our nation’s infrastructure and bridges
- Will appoint a special investigator to look for any signs of intelligent life in John ‘Swiftboat’ Kerry
- Will order the words climate change to now officially and forever be known as the WEATHER
- Will order Nancy Pelosi’s and Debbie Wasserman-Shultz’s mouths duct taped shut or require them to wear ‘Make America Great Again’ hats and ‘I love Donald Trump’ pins anytime they want or need to address the House
- Will order all the celebrities who said they would leave the country if he won to actually leave
- Will order Ben Carson to turn the UN building into public housing
- Will appoint a task force to officially apologize for all the inappropriate and stupid things said by Uncle Joe ‘Bite-Me’ Biden
- Will order any and all electronic devices…computers included…removed from Hillary’s possession
- Will make Julian Assange special liaison to the main stream media
- Will order the southern border wall to include LaLafornia
- Will abolish the IRS and replace it with an IOU
- Will write the forward to Bill O’Reilly’s next book…Killing ObamaCare
- Will order Hillary to shut the hell up already and move on with her life…out of the political arena
- Trump will travel to all the countries that Obama apologized to…and tell them to stick it where the sun don’t shine…in the nicest way he knows how
- Will make BiBi Netanyahu the honorary flying bitch-slapping ambassador to Iran
- Will issue an order removing political correctness from our military by ordering the generals to get out there and kick some islamic ass
- Will eliminate all czars except one…naming Vladimir Putin the honorary czar of Russia
- As a gesture of good will we will send Cuba one working jeep to be used in Raul Castro’s funeral procession
- Will issue a directive to ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis that one more word from that North Korean nincompoop will result in a 30-day carpet bombing north of the 38th parallel causing 10’s of dollars in damages
- Will order the facebook gods to leave Diane Sori and Craig Andresen the hell alone
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah
from
RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS
http://thepatriotfactor.blogspot.com/2016/12/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html
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