Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Donald Trump’s 25 Top Resolutions for the First 100 Days Hand Delivered to RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS by NBC’s Brian Williams (LOL)

Donald Trump’s 25 Top Resolutions for the First 100 Days Hand Delivered to RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS by NBC’s Brian Williams (LOL)

By: Diane Sori and Craig Andresen / RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS on American Political Radio bit.ly/2cpXuRd


President Trump...
 
  1.  Will donate The Moo’s First Lady wardrobe to a traveling circus and freak-show
  1. Will remove the urinal from The Moo’s private bathroom and replace it with a gold plated bidet for Melania
  1. Will order all area rugs removed from the WH on the off chance they were used as prayer rugs these past 8 years
  1. Will send the WH removed area/prayer rugs to Gitmo so Obama will feel more at home there
  1. Will sign an EO making the first 100 days last only 90 days to save money
  1. Will use Hillary’s industrial strength temporary facelift tapes to repair some of our nation’s infrastructure and bridges
  1. Will appoint a special investigator to look for any signs of intelligent life in John ‘Swiftboat’ Kerry
  1. Will order the words climate change to now officially and forever be known as the WEATHER
  1. Will order Nancy Pelosi’s and Debbie Wasserman-Shultz’s mouths duct taped shut or require them to wear ‘Make America Great Again’ hats and ‘I love Donald Trump’ pins anytime they want or need to address the House
  1. Will order all the celebrities who said they would leave the country if he won to actually leave
  1. Will order Ben Carson to turn the UN building into public housing
  1. Will appoint a task force to officially apologize for all the inappropriate and stupid things said by Uncle Joe ‘Bite-Me’ Biden
  1. Will order any and all electronic devices…computers included…removed from Hillary’s possession
  1. Will make Julian Assange special liaison to the main stream media
  1. Will order the southern border wall to include LaLafornia
  1. Will abolish the IRS and replace it with an IOU
  1. Will write the forward to Bill O’Reilly’s next book…Killing ObamaCare
  1. Will order Hillary to shut the hell up already and move on with her life…out of the political arena
  1. Trump will travel to all the countries that Obama apologized to…and tell them to stick it where the sun don’t shine…in the nicest way he knows how
  1. Will make BiBi Netanyahu the honorary flying bitch-slapping ambassador to Iran
  1. Will issue an order removing political correctness from our military by ordering the generals to get out there and kick some islamic ass
  1. Will eliminate all czars except one…naming Vladimir Putin the honorary czar of Russia
  1. As a gesture of good will we will send Cuba one working jeep to be used in Raul Castro’s funeral procession
  1. Will issue a directive to ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis that one more word from that North Korean nincompoop will result in a 30-day carpet bombing north of the 38th parallel causing 10’s of dollars in damages
  1. Will order the facebook gods to leave Diane Sori and Craig Andresen the hell alone

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah  
from 
RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS 

http://thepatriotfactor.blogspot.com/2016/12/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html






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