Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Who's Your Prom Date?

It's just a few days til prom, who will your date be?
The old guy at the park who thinks
he can turn paper into gold?


The pothead?




The guy who wishes that he had been a Texas Ranger?



The nice counselor you met at Bible camp last summer?






Or the nice business nerd?


Maybe the crazy cat lady who is always inviting you to tea?



Perhaps last year's class president who got fat over the summer because he was trying to date all the girls who worked at KFC?



Don't bother Tim and Jon, they appear to already be on a date.

Looks like Martha and Ellie have their eye on the same guy.



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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dan,

Yup, we do. Mr. Fix-it. Prom can't come soon enough.

-Martha

Noelle said...

Why was I not lumped in with Martha and Ellie on this one? I want the same guy. :)

Anonymous said...

Please Noelle, let's not give any fodder to the Romnots for them to accuse him of polygamy ;)

DanL

Noelle said...

good point. :0

Anonymous said...

Which girl is Martha and which one is Ellie?

A.J.R.

DanL said...

AJR,

I always imagined Ellie to be blonde. And we know from another thread that Martha is blonde.

http://www.rightspeak.net/2011/03/exposing-evil.html

Anonymous said...

Oops, I meant to say that I imagine Ellie to be a redhead.

DanL

Anonymous said...

wow martha is hot!!

Anonymous said...

Whoo hoo!

Actually, Ellie and I are both gorgeous brunettes.

-Martha

Anonymous said...

I always pictured Ellie as a brunette and Martha as a blonde. At least I was half right.

A.J.R.

John said...

I don't get it, who are these people?

Anonymous said...

I always pictured them to have the exact same hair color, cut and facial features...

HAHA

I think they might be conjoined twins...both sharing the same brain...I don't think that would be polygamy?

jerseyrepublican

Anonymous said...

John, I believe they are supposed to be real life caricatures or representations of candidates and their supporters...you might have to be American to get the humor...it's deeply rooted in our pop culture.

jerseyrepublican

Anonymous said...

John,

Old man=Ron Paul
Texas Ranger wannabe=Rick Perry
Pothead=Gary Johnson
Bible Camp counselor=Rick Santorum
Business nerd=Romney
Cat lady=Bachmann
Fat guy eating KFC=Gingrich

DanL

Anonymous said...

And the point is that every candidate is ugly (metaphorically). But if you want to go to the prom you gotta pick one of these faces that only a mother could love.

DanL

Anonymous said...

Dan, you metaphorical genius...it's good to see you posting again. I hope you give Palin the shot you said you would if she runs. Do you have plans to see The Undefeated?

jerseyrepublican

Anonymous said...

JR, yes I'll give Palin an honest chance. I'm not going to see The Undefeated. But you should know that I never buy anyone's books either, that includes Romney.

DanL

Anonymous said...

Dan, it's not her book...it's just about her but fair enough. I assume it will be available free online in a few months.

jerseyrepublican

Anonymous said...

I forgot about Rick Santorum, and I thought the fat guy was Huckabee. Still, I guess the list only includes all the declared gop candidates, and I did figure out who the rest of them were. VERY FUNNY!!

You could also put one up for Obama. Surely, you could find a good prom date that represents him.

Martha and Ellie sure are good looking. They like the right candidate, that's for sure. The nerd can be a nice guy. Certainly a better choice than the pothead.

AZ

Anonymous said...

Thanks AZ. I actually left Cain out because I was afraid that any caricature I might put up of him would lead some to call me a racist. And Perry isn't actually in yet, but I included him anyway.

DanL