Monday, December 27, 2010

2012er's New Year's Resolutions for 2011

It's that time of year again. I thought it might be fun to come up with some New Year's resolutions. No, not for us.  For the potential 2012ers. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE 2012er. Feel free to write resolutions for any potential candidate not shown in the photo as well. Also feel free to add resolutions that you feel may be missing to those of others.

My least favorite out of the group is Mike Huckabee. So I'll start:
10. Eat healthier. Only use trans fat free grease to deep fry oreos and other favorite desserts.

9. Enough with the pink dress shirts.

8. When playing base guitar on your show, start doing a Milli Vanilli version. Those who appreciate music will appreciate it.

7. When barbecuing squirrel, remember that squirrel roe should be well cooked before consuming.

6. Never again say, "No new taxes", especially just before you raise them. People tend to remember these things.

5. If you run in 2012, promise to shadow Chuck Norris again. His and your everyone's against me/anti-wealth shpeel has become your trademark. And like you, very ineffective.

4. Perhaps as a follow up to 'A Simple Christmas'. your next entry into the literary world could be a piece on the Easter bunny. Nothing to deep. You want to keep your support base happy.

3. As to not look the part of a fool, before denying you said something, make sure there is no video of you saying it out there first.

2. Limit the phrase, "I didn't mean that" to no more that 5 uses per day.

1. If you ever sit on a jury, remember how hard it was for the jury to reach a decision of innocence or guilt. Also remember the thought that was put into deciding a sentence. A jury decision and/or sentence should not be altered unless it is by another jury. No one person is smarter than a jury. Even if they are a Governor of Arkansas.


TexasConservative said...

Bosman, might I suggest a new year's resolution for you-write positive posts about Romney and leave the snarkiness behind.

Let's just say that Huckabee does not run in 2012. His supporters need to go somewhere. You Bosman, want them to go to Romney. But if all you do is write snarky posts about Huckabee, you basically have taken away the welcome mat on Romney's front door.

Give reasons to vote for Romney, be positive, show us Huckabee supporters why Romney should have our vote over say a Pawlenty or a Daniels.

Happy New Year to you Bosman!!

BOSMAN said...


I would never turn away someone who was ILL, misguided, or in need of help.

Huckabee supporters will always be welcomed into the fold by me.

Remember TC, the first step towards a cure is admitting you have a problem.

Happy New Year to you as well, my poor misguided friend

zappo said...

#'s 6, 5, 3, 2, 1 pretty much sums up Mike Huckabee.