Groomers Say Kids Will Be Exposed to 'Nudity and Kink' at Pride Parades, But Don't Worry, It's 'Educational'; Taco Bell: Come for the Diarrhea, Stay for the Drag Show

Andre Penner

Groomers Say Kids Will Be Exposed to 'Nudity and Kink' at Pride Parades, But Don't Worry, It's 'Educational':

The groomers are everywhere these days, but nowhere are they more visible than at LGBTQ “Pride” parades, where every kind of debauchery imaginable is on full display in neighborhoods and on city streets around the world. A website called Fatherly warns in its Parenting section that pride parades are “filled with sights that may be new to kids, like public nudity and kink. Not to mention that Pride parades aren’t the most sober of places.”

Pride Parades and the Pride festivals that follow are noisy and crowded. They’re filled with sights that may be new to kids, like public nudity and kink. So is it appropriate to take your young kids to Pride?https://t.co/CZDnooZq5f

— Fatherly (@FatherlyHQ) June 1, 2022

Nevertheless, the article concludes that young children should indeed be exposed to kink and nudity because the “educational aspects of Pride are paired with joy and celebration.”

The groomer author notes that families representing Black Lives Matter (huh?) and trans kids will be marching at the front of the San Francisco pride parade this year. They’re “placed first so that we always know that we still have work to do and that San Francisco Pride is supposed to be doing that work,” says Suzanne Ford, the interim executive director of San Franciso Pride. (Or maybe it’s so that the groomers can get a good look at them without having to sit through the entire parade.)

The article continued with someone with a Ph.D. after her name joking about exposing children to nudity and grooming them to be desensitized to sex-themed paraphernalia: --->READ MORE HERE

Paul Sakuma

Taco Bell: Come for the Diarrhea, Stay for the Drag Show:

Taco Bell is hoping that attention-deprived, lip-synching chicks with d***s will help you get that breakfast burrito down.

The Taco Bell Drag Brunch show is hitting the road and delivering taped weiners and gyrating man-hips to a Taco Bell Cantina (they have booze) location near you if you live in Chicago, Nashville, Fort Lauderdale, Las Vegas, and New York City, through the months of May and June.

Had an amazing time at the @tacobell Drag Brunch with my sisters @aunty_chan and @theemisstoto #tacobellpartner #tacobell #tacobelldragbrunch pic.twitter.com/5cSRDvgdo5

— Tenderoni (@Tender_oni) May 23, 2022

Audience members hoping to watch needy men shake their chili cheese burritos will have to be 18 years old to enter. Members of Taco Bell’s reward group, “Fire Tier,” will have the first “crack” (heh-heh) at the chance for tickets.

Here are the dates and locations in case you don’t want to see drag queens wiggle their cheesy roll-ups as you force down your culturally appropriated Taco Supreme: --->READ MORE HERE

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