Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Dems' Only Hope: Replace Biden With Robo-Joe

Real Joe will never know the difference.
How do you solve a problem like Joe Biden? (This is where the nuns start singing and dancing.)
The Democrats have had other nominees who were a hoot. In 1988, Mike Dukakis thought being a card-carrying member of the ACLU would be a turn-on for voters. In 2000, Al Gore thought he invented the Internet and predicted global extinction, due to climate change, within the decade.
Hillary Clinton never missed a chance to do her Margaret Hamilton (“I’ll get you, my Deplorable, and your little Constitution, too!”). When she lost the 2016 election, the Munchkins were delirious.
But Clueless Joe is in a league of his own. He makes Brad Pitts’ character in 12 Monkeys sound lucid.
Appearing on ABC’s This Week, trying to explain why we cannot postpone the next election due to the coronavirus, Joe declared: “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17 (the Spanish flu epidemic of 1918?), all the way around 16 (sic), we have never, never, never let our democracy sakes (sic) second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and…correct the public health (sic).” Instead of sign language, at Biden’s speeches and interviews, someone should hold up signs trying to explain what – if anything – he actually means.
It’s not the pressure of the campaign or cognitive impairment; the Vice President has been this way as long as anyone can recall.
Besides the mangled, almost incoherent, attempts to express ideas, Biden has a tendency to say things that are, well -- downright embarrassing.
In 2007, he said that Barack Obama was the “first mainstream African-American politician who is articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking” – that is to say, so unlike the average black politician who’s inarticulate, stupid, dirty and ugly (well, okay, there is Maxine Waters). When he was Obama’s running mate in 2008, the future president was said to have moaned, “How many times is Biden gonna say something stupid?”
Read the rest from Don Feder HERE.

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