Kim Jong-un Sing-Along (auto-on-audio)

Someone thought they saw him working on his flabs

Sing along with the music...

Oh-Where-Oh-Where-has-kim-Jung-un-gone?

Was this him seeing if shit floats?

Oh-Where-Oh-Where-can-he-be?

Was this him competing with pigs
on a farm?

He-was-spotted-here-and-was-spotted-there

Could he be preparing for a heavy date?

Oh-Where-Oh-Where-can-he-be?

(REPEAT!)

The 31-year-old's walk was somewhere between a limp and a waddle. The speculation was feverish: Kim Jong-un was ill, he was addicted to Swiss cheese, he had gout, he had disappeared – was he still alive?

The question still remains – Kim has not been seen in public for a month – but yesterday, among the many sober suits at the Asian Games in Incheon, South Korea, appeared a Vice Marshal of the Korean People's Army, the North's second most powerful person. Wearing an olive uniform, Hwang Pyong-so had arrived.

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