Thursday, March 10, 2011
Neither a Socialist Nor a Capitalist Be
Acolyte Gustavsson has posed quite a paradox for the probing intellectual to consider. He has on sundry occasions assured our readers that Mitt Romney is a socialist, or at the least a closet socialist, for his role in writing and passing MassCare. But today, the intrepid Acolyte has left the astute reader in a quandary when he proposed this paradox. Mitt Romney is also a capitalist!
Here’s the problem: If you spend 30 years in a place with no real ethics, chances are you’ll forget what it really is. Mitt Romney spent three decades of his life being deep fried in business thinking. He might have been like the healthiest carrot in the beginning, but if you deep fry a carrot for 30 years, there won’t be many vitamins left.
The evidence of Romney's alliance with the devil continue to pile up. He was a capitalist! Before he was a socialist! Beware fair reader, in 2012 Mitt Romney will once again be a capitalist as he tries to fool all the public in his presidential run. Will this man never stop flip flopping?
Of course Romney can't stop flipping and flopping, with the fires of hell burning in the souls of his Gucci loafers.
Many thanks to Acolyte Gustavsson for his tireless efforts to expose this evil man for what he is. Notice how cunning our dear Acolyte is in his expose. He carefully sidesteps potentially lethal mines as he doesn't address Romney's actual record. Be careful Acolyte, do not let the dogs of hell spin away the specific, unethical deeds that Romney engaged in. Instead our dear little friend keeps his accusations vague enough to avoid confrontation over an actual record. And most brilliant of all, he very cleverly laces his argument with subtle innuendos.
...someone will have to convince customers that child labor is bad, then businesses may follow suit and stop using it).
Keep fighting the good fight dear Acolyte.