It's just a few days til prom, who will your date be?The old guy at the park who thinks
he can turn paper into gold?
The pothead?
The guy who wishes that he had been a Texas Ranger?
The nice counselor you met at Bible camp last summer?
Or the nice business nerd?
Maybe the crazy cat lady who is always inviting you to tea?
Perhaps last year's class president who got fat over the summer because he was trying to date all the girls who worked at KFC?
Don't bother Tim and Jon, they appear to already be on a date.
Looks like Martha and Ellie have their eye on the same guy.
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Dan,
ReplyDeleteYup, we do. Mr. Fix-it. Prom can't come soon enough.
-Martha
Why was I not lumped in with Martha and Ellie on this one? I want the same guy. :)
ReplyDeletePlease Noelle, let's not give any fodder to the Romnots for them to accuse him of polygamy ;)
ReplyDeleteDanL
good point. :0
ReplyDeleteWhich girl is Martha and which one is Ellie?
ReplyDeleteA.J.R.
AJR,
ReplyDeleteI always imagined Ellie to be blonde. And we know from another thread that Martha is blonde.
http://www.rightspeak.net/2011/03/exposing-evil.html
Oops, I meant to say that I imagine Ellie to be a redhead.
ReplyDeleteDanL
wow martha is hot!!
ReplyDeleteWhoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteActually, Ellie and I are both gorgeous brunettes.
-Martha
I always pictured Ellie as a brunette and Martha as a blonde. At least I was half right.
ReplyDeleteA.J.R.
I don't get it, who are these people?
ReplyDeleteI always pictured them to have the exact same hair color, cut and facial features...
ReplyDeleteHAHA
I think they might be conjoined twins...both sharing the same brain...I don't think that would be polygamy?
jerseyrepublican
John, I believe they are supposed to be real life caricatures or representations of candidates and their supporters...you might have to be American to get the humor...it's deeply rooted in our pop culture.
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John,
ReplyDeleteOld man=Ron Paul
Texas Ranger wannabe=Rick Perry
Pothead=Gary Johnson
Bible Camp counselor=Rick Santorum
Business nerd=Romney
Cat lady=Bachmann
Fat guy eating KFC=Gingrich
DanL
And the point is that every candidate is ugly (metaphorically). But if you want to go to the prom you gotta pick one of these faces that only a mother could love.
ReplyDeleteDanL
Dan, you metaphorical genius...it's good to see you posting again. I hope you give Palin the shot you said you would if she runs. Do you have plans to see The Undefeated?
ReplyDeletejerseyrepublican
JR, yes I'll give Palin an honest chance. I'm not going to see The Undefeated. But you should know that I never buy anyone's books either, that includes Romney.
ReplyDeleteDanL
Dan, it's not her book...it's just about her but fair enough. I assume it will be available free online in a few months.
ReplyDeletejerseyrepublican
I forgot about Rick Santorum, and I thought the fat guy was Huckabee. Still, I guess the list only includes all the declared gop candidates, and I did figure out who the rest of them were. VERY FUNNY!!
ReplyDeleteYou could also put one up for Obama. Surely, you could find a good prom date that represents him.
Martha and Ellie sure are good looking. They like the right candidate, that's for sure. The nerd can be a nice guy. Certainly a better choice than the pothead.
AZ
Thanks AZ. I actually left Cain out because I was afraid that any caricature I might put up of him would lead some to call me a racist. And Perry isn't actually in yet, but I included him anyway.
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